Ladies and Gentlemen, Boyce and Girls, Critics and Fans, if you're looking for the pulse of Hastings, Minnesota, well, by golly, you've clicked the right link. Welcome to HastingsNow.com’s LOCAL 10, where we scour the Internet for what’s making noise, news, and nudges in our fair city. We’re here to put the “cult” back in “local culture.” Let’s dive right in, shall we?

First on our list, folks, is Emerald Greens Golf Course. The heat’s taken a break, and they're basically screaming, “Grab your 9-iron, folks, we've got the ideal climate for questionable life choices!” So, what are you waiting for? Reserve a tee time and rediscover why golf is the best way to ruin a good walk.

Speaking of homes away from home, COEUR Real Estate Group wants you to check out a cozy 2-Bedroom palace in West Saint Paul. Let me get this straight—shopping, walking trails, AND a park in the backyard? Folks, this place is like the Disneyland of adulting. Pack your bags, or better yet, buy some at the local store; you’re moving!

Now, let’s add some cinematic flair to our lives. Hoffman Media Ranch, in Welch, is wielding a camera that has more Ks than my high school report card. They’re capturing the essence of innovation in Central and Southeast Minnesota. With their behind-the-scenes glimpses, it's as if Spielberg and Tony Stark had a Minnesotan baby.

On the icy front, Hastings Girls Hockey is making plans so grand, Disney on Ice might file for copyright infringement. They’re setting up a Hockey Day on November 11 that includes all of their teams. U6, U8, Learn to Skate—you name it! We can almost hear the slap shots and smell the Zamboni fumes.

Life can be stressful. The Hoeft Team at Bell Bank Mortgage understands. If your mortgage is making you age in dog years, they're reminding you to take a breather. Nothing says “I care” like a mortgage lender telling you to relax. Is it weird that it’s comforting?

Next, we have Animal Ark sharing their Cat of the Week: Lilly. This furry wallflower transforms into a playful laser-chasing dynamo when comfortable. If that doesn't sound like the origin story for a superhero cat, I don't know what does.

Minnesota State Fair fans, rejoice! Rio Grooming is situated at the north end of the pet pavilions. Stop by if you've ever wondered what your poodle would look like with a mohawk. Remember, a well-groomed pet is a happy pet, and a happy pet is a state fair winner!

As for the future Einsteins and Shakespeares, Hastings Public Schools are welcoming a fresh batch of teachers. They're so new they still think staff meetings are fun! The community just got an academic upgrade.

If you're into adorable and functional furniture, Quaint & Quirky Gifts is your Narnia wardrobe to home décor heaven. Want to surprise your guests with a vintage stool that doubles as a cocktail table? They’ve got you covered!

Finally, we've got a new player in town—The Studio Downtown! They’re holding a grand opening, August 26th, from 2-6 p.m. If you’re reading this in the future, you missed the appetizers but not the chance to explore this magnificent space.

And there you have it, folks—the LOCAL 10, hotter than your grandma's green bean casserole! If you enjoyed this post, share it, like it, or print it out and make it into a paper airplane. But if you want to keep your finger on the vibrant pulse of Hastings, keep tuning in. And who knows, maybe tomorrow you'll be the talk of the town! Keep it local, Hastings!

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