Hastings, Where Every Day's a Story, Gang-Gang!

Hey, what's up, Hastings? You know, Hastings is like that cousin who shows up at the family reunion with a cooler full of surprises. You never know what you're gonna get, but you know it's gonna be good. So let's dive into the LOCAL 10. We're about to take a little journey through the heart and soul of our community. Strap in, y'all!

Journey's Journey: From Stray to Bae

First up, we got Animal Ark sharin' the good news about Journey, a 2-year-old Redbone Coonhound Mix. This little lady went from stray to bae, finding her forever home. That's like going from the back of the bus to shotgun in a limo, ya feel me? If you're lookin' to add a fur baby to your family, hit up their website. #AdoptDontShop, baby!

Meat Sweats at 2nd Street Depot

Y'all, 2nd Street Depot Bar & Grill is bringin' back Meat Raffles on September 16th. That's like Christmas for carnivores, man. Happy Hour from 12-2, and you can win meat by the pound. It's like the lottery, but you eat your winnings.

Fleet Farm's Birthday Bash

Fleet Farm is celebratin' their first year in Hastings with face painting, balloons, and food trucks. That's like a carnival for your soul, man. So get your kids, get your wife, and head on down this weekend! September 8th - 10th.

Leslie: The Queen of Hastings Reads

Big shoutout to Leslie Nielsen, who's retiring after 42 years of making Hastings smell like roses and read like scholars. She's been a pillar of the community, and we wish her the best in her well-deserved retirement.

Mind Matters at Psychology Express

Psychology Express is welcoming new postdoctoral fellows and they're accepting new clients. So if your brain's been feelin' like a 1998 Windows computer, it might be time for an upgrade, ya know?

Rocker Wraps at Wildside Graphix

If you're tired of your Bronco lookin' like it went through a rock shower, Wildside Graphix got you covered. They're doing rocker wraps for $350 this month. That's like a facelift for your car, man.

Donut Miss Out at Whistling Well Farm

Whistling Well Farm is bringin' back northstardonuts on select weekends. If you've never had an apple cider mini donut, you're missin' out on a slice of heaven, I swear.

The Pizza Burger Revolution

The Quarry Taphouse is mixin' it up with their Pizza Burger. It's like if Italy and America had a baby, and that baby was delicious.

Wrestle Your Way to Fun

Hastings Wrestling Club has got two big fundraisers comin' up. Bean Bag Tournament and a Meat Raffle. It's like the Olympics of Hastings, but with more protein.

RAIDER-thon: The Ultimate Schoolyard Showdown

Last but not least, the IMaGine Foundation is kickin' off RAIDER-thon. Middle schoolers can raise money for field trips and win prizes. It's like a telethon, but the only thing you're dialing is fun.

Keepin' It Classy, Hastings! Alright, that's a wrap on today’s LOCAL 10.

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