Good morning, Hastings! Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause your local friendly guy with a quirky take on life is here to spread the joy of the LOCAL 10! From brave firefighters to java-loving roosters, we've got the scoop, hot and fresh like grandma's blueberry pie. So grab a cuppa and nestle in, 'cause we're about to dive into the wonder that is Hastings!

First on the list, our brave Hastings Firefighters, IAFF Local 5113! You know, the ones with the helmets, hoses, and heroics? Well, they've been making friends in the sky with Minnesota's Air Rescue Team (MART). It's like 'Top Gun,' but cooler, and with St. Paul Firefighters. Training together, because you never know when a cat might get stuck on a helicopter.

Next, we've got an alert from the rock stars of real estate, The Lundby Team of Edina Realty! New house on the block, folks, and this one's hotter than my Aunt Marge's jalapeño casserole. 510 Tuttle Drive, Hastings, and it's just waiting for a garage lover to call it home. Get those feet running, 'cause like a plate of free cookies, it won't last long!

Hastings Minnesota Area Chamber of Commerce & Tourism Bureau invites you to Lunch Mob at Hastings Strength & Conditioning. Free lunch, tours, and mini strength competitions! That's right, exercise and eat at the same time - the dream we never knew we had!

The Caffeinated Rooster beckons you to Levee Park for dinner, shopping, and live music. It's like Etsy, but with food and less chance of buying something you don't need!

Katy Lindberg Insurance Agency urges parents to consider life insurance. Secure your kids' future and get peace of mind for yourself. It's adulting at its best!

Burn Boot Camp wants you to believe in yourself. Affirmations like "I am strong" may be the pick-me-up your biceps needed. You too can be both metaphysical and physical!

A Wall with a Story. The Studio Downtown shares their love for a hallway wall. Yes, a wall. A century of history in shiplap form. It's historical preservation, Hastings style!

The City of Hastings needs you! And not just to smile more (though that's nice too). Sand volleyball referees wanted, no experience needed! Who wouldn't want to get paid to watch people miss serves?

Millner Family Chiropractic invites you for adjustments. Want a better life? Start with your spine! It's self-care with a side of educational content.

Spiral Food Co-op boasts over 40 locally grown produce items. Shopping here is not just a chore, it's a chance to support local and make your salads feel special!

And there we have it! A whirlwind tour of Hastings that covers everything from helicopter firefighters to adoring a wall. Whether you're a garage lover or a shiplap fan, Hastings has something for you. Until next week, keep laughing, keep supporting local, and always remember: if you're looking for the unexpected, you'll find it right here in Hastings!

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