Greetings, Hastingsians and neighbors! Are you ready to plunge into the charming, humorous, and sometimes curious happenings around our town? Let's dive headfirst into the absurd!

Starting off with a bang (or should I say, a puff?), Dakota County Government informs us that Cannabis is now legal for adults 21 and older in Minnesota. Driving under influence and indoor smoking are still big no-nos, though. Remember, it's 'weed' out there, people!

Meanwhile, the Lock And Dam Eatery has a clear message to all Gluten-Free folks: This is your week! So, run like you're in a chicken chase, and grab those Jicama Asian Chicken Tacos!

In a burst of flavours, Hastings Raider Nutrition releases its August Specials. Is it just me, or does 'Rice Krispie Treat' sound like a great wrestling name?

Hope Christian Preschool welcomes Miss Brittani, the new director for the upcoming school year. Don't we all feel like preschoolers trying to navigate the complexities of life, right?

Over at 2nd Street Depot Bar & Grill, you can sip on the Drink of the Month: All Shook Up. It’s a tribute to Elvis Presley’s midnight snack cravings – and remember, if you have the drink and start seeing the King himself, refer to point 1 again.

InMotion Realty announces an Open House for a charming home. It's got enough rooms to hide from your kids, a storage shed for all the unnecessary stuff you keep buying, and an outdoor area perfect for those who enjoy being outside (while being inside).

The Quarry Taphouse unveils its burger of the month, The Doughnut Burger. I’ve heard of sweet buns, but this is taking it to a whole new level!

Nearby House of Colour Style by Design wants to guide you to your perfect shade. So, if you've been feeling a bit 'off-color' lately, now's your chance to get back in your true hue!

The Confluence Hotel reminds us that the location of your wedding matters. Because if there’s one thing better than saying "I do", it’s saying "I do" with a jaw-dropping view of downtown Hastings and the Mississippi River.

Moody Family Law, PLLC, a group so good at family law, they put "family" in their name twice, works to protect victims of violence during litigation. Because in this world of legal eagles, you need someone who isn’t going to squawk around!

And that, my dear Hastingsians, is your LOCAL 10 roundup. So, whether you're exploring your color palette, testing new gastronomic creations, or taking a step towards a new life phase, remember to enjoy the journey. Because it's not just about the destination, but the zany, beautiful, and sometimes doughnut-burger filled ride along the way. Until next time, live long, and stay peculiar!

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