Ever heard of the phrase, 'it's so cold, even the polar bears are wearing jackets?' Yeah, me neither, that's because it doesn't exist, just like the chilliness in the air during a glorious summer in Hastings, Minnesota. So, grab a bagel with extra cream cheese, get comfy in your puffy pirate shirt, and let's take a tour around town.

First on our journey is the Historic Hastings Car Show. Now, I've never understood why people love to stare at cars. It's like a museum where everything's on a diet of gasoline and motor oil. But this Sunday, downtown Hastings turns into a free art exhibit with vintage chrome gleaming under the Minnesota sun, and the Two Rivers Auto & Diesel Repair, along with Mid Minnesota Motor Heads are judging the show. A car show with judges, like it's Miss America for automobiles.

After you've satisfied your visual appetite, you might need something more, let's say, 'edible.' Spiral Food Co-op to the rescue! This place is your gateway to the world of fresh produce, local vendors, and exciting sales. Their newsletter, it's like your favorite TV show, but it's all about food and you can't binge it.

Speaking of food, after filling up your grocery bags, you could swing by nearby Bayside Tap & Steakhouse. Apparently, they've got the 'Best View.' It's like a restaurant with a sightseeing tour bundled in. But let me tell you, when I go to a steakhouse, the only view I want is a steak, medium rare, right in front of me.

Now, if you're part of the Class of 2003 from the Hastings High School, don't you just love the enthusiasm they have for this 20-year reunion? Between you and me, I never understood reunions. You spend 12 years trying to get away from these people, now you're paying to see them again. But hey, they've got a Golf Scramble, so that could be fun.

If you're a dog owner in town, you might want to check out Get Real Dog Training. They're offering group training workshops, obedience classes, and behavior modification. Perfect for your dog.

Next, a word from Dakota County Sheriff's Office. Lock your cars, folks! I mean, in New York, you leave your car unlocked for two minutes, it's either gone or there's a family of four living in it.

Hastings Raider Baseball announces Legion Post 47's final home game of the year, promising an event filled with suspense and excitement. Our community is uniting for the occasion, with commentary by Dick and Bert. And if braving the outdoors isn't for you, rest assured, you can catch all the live action from the cool comfort of your home on HCTV Channel 14. Be a part of the thrilling finale, minus the sunburn!

And for the youngsters, or those young at heart, the Hastings Arts Center is hosting a Rock Band Camp. Finally, a summer camp that won't involve any unannounced bear visits. And at the end of the week, you get to go to a rock concert for free, minus the hearing loss.

Meet Kristan from Teran Harmon - State Farm Insurance. Now, insurance, it's like a subscription to something you hope you never have to use. But with Kristan around, at least you know who's handling your policy.

Finally, we've got Welch Mill Canoeing & Tubing offering some adventure on the Cannon river. It's fun, it's exciting, and best of all, no traffic! Just make sure you're not one of those people who forgets to paddle and ends up in a different state.

So, there you have it, folks! That's what's happening in our little slice of heaven called Hastings. Whether you're a car enthusiast, a foodie, a nostalgic alumni, a responsible dog owner, a cautious citizen, a dugout diehard, a budding rockstar, a worried insurance policy holder, or an adventurous soul, there's something for everyone. So, throw on your sneakers and grab your sunglasses.

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