Friday, June 23rd

 
 

Ladies and Gentlemen, denizens of the great Hastings, it's that time of the day when we take a moment to shine a spotlight on our little corner of the universe. Let's dive into the top ten local happenings, shall we?

First up, folks, we've got Hastings Community Education offering a class on the fine art of babysitting. For those of you between the ages of 10-13, I'm talking to you! This is your chance to master the mysterious ways of handling young children. It's like being a wizard, but with more diapers.

Meanwhile, over at Optimal Health Chiropractic, even the doctor's getting in on the action with some good old Spinal Decompression. Now, I know what you're thinking - "I don't want anyone decompressing my spine!" But hear me out. It's non-invasive, non-surgical, and can help you move like you were designed to move. It's like being an optimally functioning human, but with less pain!

Hungry? Drop by Hastings Bierstube. Not only do they have Fish Fry and Prime Rib Sandwiches, but they're also offering $2 off all German dishes on Saturday. Now, that's a deal worth saying 'Guten Tag' for!

From the Dakota County Sheriff's Office, we learn that Night to Unite registration is now open. It's like the 'Avengers Assemble' of community events, folks. Let's band together and show that Hastings spirit!

Over at Legionville, the Minnesota State Patrol is teaching kids the ins and outs of school safety patrol. Remember kids, with great power comes great responsibility... and a cool vest and flag.

Our Saviour's Evangelical Lutheran Church recently opened its doors to K-9 officers for training. Nothing says 'community spirit' like a dog sniffing around your Sunday best!

Need a change? Rachael at Adele Hair Salon is turning heads with her fun colors. Just remember, a new hair color might not change your life, but it'll definitely change your selfies.

The Vermillion River Watershed Joint Powers Organization warns us of a moderate drought. On the bright side, if your lawn turns brown, it's not dead, it's just...taking a nap. Conservation is the name of the game, folks!

The Kitchen Table is now serving Bloody Flights. With 3 BRAND NEW BLOODY'S to choose from, it's the perfect excuse to gather your friends and debate the merits of tomato juice and vodka.

Lastly, we bid a warm "see you later" to Craig Latch from the Hastings FireFighters IAFF Local 5113, who's moving on to a full-time position with the Dakota County Special Operations Team. We'll miss you, Craig, but not too much, because you're still hanging around the station!

There you have it, folks. The top ten stories that make Hastings the vibrant, ever-changing, community-driven town we all know and love. We remind you that even in the midst of change, our community remains constant. Stay involved, stay informed, and most importantly, stay silly. Until next time, Hastings!

 

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