Monday, August 28th
Welcome, welcome! We are coming at you from the heart of Hastings, Minnesota! Listen, we got a list for you, but we are not doing it ordinary, do you feel me? It’s all about what's poppin' in this little slice of America, so brace yourself. Let's get to it!
Ah, Spiral Food Co-op! Celebrating one year of those deli wraps that’ll have you droolin’ like Gahnz Furniture on a new couch. Roll up on September 1st and get that 10% off, baby! 'Unityyyyy!'
DCA Title is throwin' a Realty Rendezvous on August 31 at The Tavern Grill. A magical soirée that answers the question we've all had: 'What kinda Hogwarts stuff happens behind that closing table?' Complimentary drinks, y’all—so it’s like 'Abraca-dang!'
You see that Tap Truck Midwest rolling in and you just KNOW you 'bout to get LIT! They say it's a head-turning beauty, but don't get it twisted—this ain't your mama's food truck. It’s beer magic on wheels, people!
Alright birdwatchers, chill with the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources! Those hummingbirds are not leavin' till they ready. Stop actin' like their mama, tellin' ‘em to pack up. They got the memo. Just keep that nectar fresh!
Hastings Raiders Softball needs you, yes YOU, for concession help! C’mon, it’s like a cookout, but you might see some home runs in between flipping burgers.
Hastings Wrestling Club knows the season ain't just for Ronda Rouseys and Dwayne Johnsons—it's CONCESSION SEASON, folks! Get in there, and you might just wrangle yourself some free nachos or something.
Creative Hair Design MN is making you pick sides: Team Brunette or Team Blonde! So basically, they’re pitting Beyoncé against Adele and asking you to decide. Get in those comments and choose your destiny!
Bingo! Not what your granddaddy used to play. Hastings Hockey’s hosting this shindig, and you might just yell 'bingo' loud enough to slap-shot a puck into the net. Every Saturday, be there or be square!
Zywiec's Garden Center is like ‘Green Acres’ for the Gen Z. They got flexi-hours and employee discounts that’ll have you thinkin' about quitting your day job.
Finally, Carpenter St. Croix Valley Nature Center. They aren’t just about pretty trees and birdwatchin', nah. They’re talking rock-collecting with the pros! Place your bid, take a trip, and boom—you’re a geologist now!
Alright, that's the rundown, Hastings! Enjoy your local scene and don’t forget to support your local businesses, connect with your community, and keep it 100. Peace!
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