Sunday, August 13th

 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let me take you on a wild ride through the heart and soul of Hastings, Minnesota! Now, I ain't just talkin' 'bout the everyday happenings. No, sir! I'm talkin' 'bout the real juicy stuff that makes this community hum and buzz. I'm here to give you the lowdown on the top ten LOCAL events that'll have you laughin', cryin', and maybe even whistlin' while you work. So buckle up, grab a snack, and let's dive into this comedic feast.

1) Whistling Well Farm:

Y'all ready to dance to the beat of some live music and crunch into some Minnesota-grown apples? Whistling Well Farm is opening, and they've got a season filled with family fun, live tunes, and – wait for it – Emmy the dog and Midnight the cat. Tell me, where else can you find a lineup like that?

2) Swan and Bower:

Fall in love, baby! Swan and Bower are inviting you to shop till you drop. They've got vintage, boutique, home, and gift goodies to make you swoon. And if you don't find a treasure, you'll at least find a memory, and that's priceless.

3) Pine Harbor Christian Academy:

Hey, parents! Get ready to be talked into some fun by your little ones. Bounce houses, scavenger hunts, and the Teddy Bear Band? Your kids will be dragging you there, and you'll be thanking them later. Sounds like a party to me!

4) Olive Dogs Grooming Salon:

Charlie the dog got the VIP treatment, and guess what? He's up for adoption. Somebody, give this sweet boy a forever home. He's a pro at snuggling, and who doesn't need that?

5) Hastings Area Historical Society:

History buffs, assemble! Join the crew at Spring Lake Park for stories, presentations, and maybe even some buffalo sightings. Bring a friend or two; it's a date with history!

6) City of Hastings Government:

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to waste! The City of Hastings wants you to save your lawn and the planet. Follow their tips, and let's keep it green!

7) Hastings Senior Health & Living:

Here's a shout-out to Mayleen, the employee of the month. She's rockin' it in the kitchen, and her manager wants ten more like her. Can we clone people yet?

8) Ripe Radish Farm:

Who needs a Major League when you've got Veggie Baseball? Onions and zucchinis are the stars here, and they're having a blast. Swing by and join the fun!

9) Northern Stars K9 Resort & Spa:

Introducing... Mochi the fish! The votes are in, and Mochi's the new sensation at Northern Stars K9. Drop by to say hello!

10) Hastings Ford:

Last but not least, Hastings Ford made a splash with their Tent Sale. They raised funds, gave away prizes, and promised to do it all again next year. Don't miss out!

Well, folks, that's the local scoop, the cream of the crop, the Hastings way of living. Whether you're bouncing with the kiddos or swinging zucchinis on the farm, there's something here for everyone. So put on your best smile, lace up those boots, and hit the town. And remember, it's not just about what's happening; it's about the people and the memories you make along the way. Keep it real, Hastings!

 

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