Sunday, July 2nd
Good evening, Hastings! I've got a top-ten list hotter than a July BBQ. Let's dive into it!
We start our journey in the heart of downtown Hastings, at a place called "Missi's." Now, I don't know Missi personally, but I heard she makes a mean cocktail and has some darn good food. And the views? Let's just say, if you squint a little, the Mississippi River looks just like the French Riviera.
Our next stop is Elegant Landscapes LLC, where they're treating stone installation like it's an Olympic sport. You know, you don't often hear about masonry inspiring such passion, but Angela Bassett quotes? That's some serious dedication, folks.
After all that stone talk, let's lighten the mood with a visit to the Olive Dogs Grooming Salon. They've got a pup named Sully who's so cute, you'll want to adopt him. But you can't, because he's tuckered out. But don't worry, they have openings next week!
Speaking of animals, Animal Ark is asking for donations for their furry residents. They're as desperate for Friskies as I am for a new 'Lord of the Rings' movie. Come on, Peter Jackson, give us something!
Now, let's head over to Wyatt's Strawberries. Their strawberries are so fresh, you'll want to start writing sonnets about them. Just remember: they're cash only, like my grandma's garage sales.
Next up, it's the Caffeinated Rooster, brewing up some strong coffee to kickstart your Sunday mornings. It's like the rooster's crow, but for your taste buds.
The Little Red Barn Preschool is celebrating their 4-star Parent Aware rating. That's four out of four, folks, not like those movie critics who insist on a scale of ten.
Calvary Hastings is hosting a July Bible Challenge. They're encouraging folks to read the book of Titus. It's like a book club, but with a lot more divine intervention.
Realtor Carly Gates is showcasing a beautiful home in Vermillion. It's got 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and enough unfinished space in the basement to host a ballroom dance competition. Just make sure to bring your checkbook.
Finally, we have Hamster Penny letting us in on a local secret: Hastings is Minnesota’s first official Bird City. And they're not just talking about the sparrows at the park. Head down to the river and see it for yourself. And while you're there, grab a souvenir penny from Froth & Cork.
Well, there you have it, folks, the top ten happenings around Hastings. From craft cocktails to crafty canines, from divine challenges to darling houses, and from berry farms to bird watching – we have it all. Remember, you're living in the heart of Minnesota, where even the hamsters have something to say. Stay classy, Hastings, and keep an eye out for next week's top ten.
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