Thursday, August 17th

Ladies and Gentlemen of Hastings, Minnesota, and all the lovely surrounding towns, it's HastingsNow. And we have a question: Are you tired of the same old drab local news? Do you wish you could learn about local events and businesses with flair, pizzazz, and perhaps a touch of irreverence? Well, wish no more, for I present to you the LOCAL 10! It's like the 'Top Ten' list but infused with more community spirit.

1. Dakota County Library: "Attention, book-lovers and homework-haters! Your local library wants YOU to make homework fun... or at least tolerable. Sign up now, or the next book you'll be reading will be 'How to Explain to Children Why You Didn't Help Them with Their Homework.'"

2. R.L. Johnson Jewelers: "In the mood for some bling? Let's talk diamonds! Whether it's Radiant or Round Brilliant, at R.L. Johnson, the cuts are as sharp as their prices. I hear they're also giving lessons on how not to lose said diamonds down the sink."

3. Rivertown Tree Service: "Trees looking a little scruffy? Give them the haircut they deserve, even though they'll never say thank you. With Rivertown, your trees will be runway-ready in no time!"

4. Vermillion Pump & Market: "Get ready for a meaty adventure as Northwoods Smokehouse rolls into town. Mark your calendars, because meat doesn't wait for anyone!"

5. Spiral Food Co-op: "Sip sustainably with Sacred Blossom Farm's loose-leaf teas. Grown and dried with love, these teas will give you warm feelings that aren't just from the hot water."

6. Twigg + Lu Design Co.: "Patterned tile: Because your floors deserve to be as snazzy as you are. Who knew tiles could be the talk of the town?"

7. JW Resort: "Bachelorette parties and nature - a match made in Hastings! JW Resort offers everything you need, including an Alexa assistant that's definitely not judging your song choices."

8. Mindful Fork Catering: "Farm to table? More like farm to fabulous with a harvest dinner that's fresher than morning dew. Book now, or miss out on the feast of the season!"

9. The Bee Barn: "Get close and personal with bees, without the sting. Learn, taste, and realize that bees are the only ones who can pull off the 'buzzed' look year-round."

10. Minnesota Department of Natural Resources: "Freshwater jellyfish in Minnesota? That's right, and they're as harmless as they are gelatinous. They're just here to party in their non-stinging way."

So there you have it, folks! The LOCAL 10, brought to you with a twist and a sprinkle of local charm. From volunteer opportunities to culinary delights, it's all happening right here in Hastings and nearby. Now go out there and embrace the community, or just stay in and enjoy your new patterned tiles. Either way, you're winning! Keep it local, keep it fresh, and above all, keep it HastingsNow! See you next time! 🎉

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