Thursday, August 31st
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round 'cause HastingsNow.com is here to give you the Hastings lowdown! Forget Netflix, forget Comedy Central—this is HastingsNow.com's LOCAL 10, the real place to be for the spiciest, funkiest, and most heartwarming stories from your very own neighborhood. Let's go!
First up, we got Hastings Family Service! Look, there's no greater love than sharing your home-grown zucchinis and tomatoes with the Market Food Shelf. It's like the neighborhood potluck of dreams, except no one's aunt is ruining it with her tuna casserole. Hastings Family Service, y'all are the real MVPs. Keep that produce flowing!
Moving on, it's Rivertown Eye Care. Tara, you rock, girl! Been around since 2013, making eyes look not just clearer but fashionable. Yeah, you heard me, eyewear is the new black.
Next, let's talk Intek Plastics. A company golf outing? Hope you all had your plaid pants and argyle socks ready. To the winners, y'all are now the office celebrities. To the losers, there's always next summer. You gotta keep swinging!
Fourth in line, Lyle Russell VFW Post 1210! Recruiting at a car show? Now, that's classy. Jim Murtaugh, you da man! If you wanna feel at home and do good for your community, check them out. Oh, and don't forget those pull tabs at 2nd Street Depot Bar and Grill; gambling's okay when it's for charity, right?
Rolling in at number five, The New Art of Dentistry. Healthy drinks from CrossFit HSC? Now that's what I call a fluoride treatment with a pump! Keep your teeth clean and your muscles mean. A complete package, I tell ya!
Hastings Senior Health & Living, you're next! Cornhole, mini golf, water balloon toss? Man, retirement's looking better and better every day! If there's a leaderboard, sign me up. We gotta get our name on it.
Numero siete, South St Paul Moose Lodge 1088! Cheese and Bacon Fries? Deep-Fried Mushrooms? Y'all had me at "hello". Stop by on a Wednesday and make it a double, 'cause drinks are a dollar off!
Ah, the wonders of education with St. Elizabeth Ann Seton School. Teachers excited about curriculum is like kids excited about vegetables. You gotta see it to believe it! Thanks to everyone who contributed to their Spring Fling; y'all are the fairy godparents of education.
Don't stop now, Red Wing Brewery! BBQ PULLED PORK AND SLAW PIZZA? Hold up. Somebody get me a pint and a slice before they run out. Time's a-ticking!
Last but definitely not the least, Mac's Sweet Corn! The summer days are dwindling, and nothing says "I'm clinging to the last days of summer" like biting into a juicy cob of sweet corn. Grab yours at their stand on Vermillion St. You won't regret it.
So, there you have it, the Hastings LOCAL 10! This ain't just a list, folks, it's the lifeblood of your community. These are the people and places that make your town feel like home, each adding their own unique brand of classiness.
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