Monday, August 21st
Ladies and gentlemen, Hastings' finest have come together once again to serve, entertain, and leave us all "Feelin' Groovy." What's that? You want the juicy details on the hottest events, deals, and feats in our fair town? Well, grab a gold-winning Bloody Mary from the Busted Nut Bar & Grill, and let's toast to the good times!
1. Busted Nut Bar & Grill: It's time to paint the town red, and by that, I mean with the Best Bloody Mary of 2023, not just any red. The Busted Nut Bar & Grill is once again the GOLD standard in brunch beverages. What's their secret? A dash of love, a sprinkle of community spirit, and a whole lot of Hastings hospitality!
2. Alexis Bailly Vineyard: Speaking of gold standards, did anyone manage to keep their cool at the Wine Club Picnic and Bocce Ball Tournament? Probably not, but the "Feelin' Groovy" champs sure did win with style. Sauna-like conditions? More like party-like conditions!
3. Patchwork Quilt & Garden Tour: Ladies and gentlemen, if Monet and Grandma's living room had a love child, it would be the Patchwork Quilt & Garden Tour. It's an explosion of color and comfort! This year, the gardens of Hastings were adorned with quilts so beautiful, even the flowers were blushing. Mark your calendars for next year's tour on June 22, 2024 – because nothing says 'I love America' like a quilt in a garden!
4. Windy Willow LLC: Attention sunburn enthusiasts: Windy Willow LLC has solved the age-old problem of enjoying the outdoors without becoming a human tomato. That's right, shaded areas have been added! Now you can watch your kids play while you relax in the shade, contemplating life's big questions, like 'Why didn't they think of this sooner?' Bravo, Windy Willow. Bravo.
5. Beloved Bridal: Now, to all those brides-to-be, look no further than Beloved Bridal in Stillwater. They have the perfect dress to make you feel like royalty on your big day. Just be sure to take it off before the cake fight.
6. Muddy Waters Studio: Unleash your inner Picasso, or at least your inner preschool finger-painter, at Muddy Waters Studio in Farmington. Artistic muse, creativity, and clay – what's not to love? And don't worry, imperfection is welcomed. Just like my dance moves.
7. Cammie Jo Flynn - Axia Home Loans: Thinking of buying a house but worried about your credit score? Cammie Jo Flynn says, "Don't sweat it!" Your dream home is just a message away. Now if only my credit score would stop hiding from me...
8. Famfare Kitchen: Speaking of dreams, Famfare Kitchen's Fall Menu is LIVE in South Saint Paul! Hot, Homemade Meals delivered right to your doorstep. It's like Mom's cooking, but without the lecture about cleaning your room.
9. City of Hastings Government: Bring the family to Levee Park this week for a Comic Stunt Juggling performance and Jeff Dayton Variety Band. FREE and open to all, just like my fridge on a Saturday night!
10. Hastings Raiders Football: A big THANK YOU to the community for supporting Hastings Raiders Football's car wash. They had suds, smiles, and plenty of pizza! Now, if only they'd wash my car...
And there you have it, dear citizens of Hastings, a whirlwind tour of the heart, soul, and taste buds of our town. Whether you're juggling wine glasses at a vineyard or playing in the mud at an art studio, there's something for everyone here. Stay groovy, Hastings, and remember to always dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, and drink your Bloody Mary like it's the best in the world – because it is! 🍹🏆 #HastingsProud
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