Sunday, August 20th
Ladies and Gentlemen of Hastings, Minnesota, We're coming at you with something special today. We present to you... The Hastings Top 10!
Now, if you're into cars, and we mean those classy, vintage pieces of history, come on down to the Hastings Historic Car Show. Bring your appetite too, 'cause the Caffeinated Rooster's got a bite waiting for you. Cruise the strip and feel like Prince did in his Little Red Corvette!
2. My Current Obsessions Company:
We have ever seen an Octopus family that needed a home, but here we are! You love flowers? Classic cars? Come on down and snag one for yourself. These eight-legged friends are on sale, and they're moving fast!
Apple season's coming, folks! If you like your apples crisp, juicy, and Minnesota-grown, Whistling Well Farm's got you covered. They're kicking off the season with those First Kiss apples. Trust us, it's the only kiss you'll remember. Visit Whistling Well Farm at the St Paul Farmers Market throughout the 2023 apple season.
Ever want to chill with some tunes that make you feel like you're in the Bahamas? Relax with Max is your man! He's got Summer Vibes, Surf Guitar, and Rock & Roll. Relax with Max; he's like Jimi Hendrix without the headband!
5. St. John's Lutheran Church:
Looking for a Church FOR ALL PEOPLE? Join St. John's Lutheran Church and find the love, unity, and the holy groove that only they can offer. Discover what God wants, and don't be surprised if it's a good time!
6. Hastings Bands Boosters & Alumni:
Support your local musicians! Six concerts and a chance to keep the rhythm alive in Hastings. The Boosters need you; it's like Woodstock, but with less mud.
Beer flights! If you don't know what that is, neither do we. But head down to The Quarry Taphouse and ask the bartender. They won't judge, unlike my Aunt Carol.
Books and coffee, a match made in heaven. Grab a book, sip a brew, and experience the literary world at Fair Trade Books Red Wing. Just don't spill the mocha on the pages. It's not a good look.
Moms, lace up! Get out the door and run like the wind. And if you've already run today, you're one step ahead of us. Literally.
10. Hastings Hawks Amateur Baseball:
Baseball's getting a new look with the Hastings Hawks. Turf's down, batting cages are up, and the progress is as real as our love for comedy. Swing for the fences!
And there you have it, folks! The Hastings Top 10. Get out there, support your community, Until next time, stay classy, stay unique, and if you decide to adopt an octopus family, do let me know how that turns out. I'm genuinely curious. Cheerio!
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