Monday, July 31st
Ladies and Gentlemen, pull up your chairs, fill your coffee cups, and let me take you on an epic voyage through the bustling streets and vibrant energy of Hastings, Minnesota. This is the town where corn grows sweeter, cookies turn into cakes, and chicken farms churn out organic produce faster than you can say "cluck!" So fasten your seatbelts because here comes the journey of a lifetime, packed with tantalizing tales from the heart of our quaint and quirky community!
Our journey begins at Mac's Sweet Corn, where the corn is not just sweet, it's ear-resistible! Come rain or shine, Mac is there, setting up shop on Vermillion St, nestled cosily between Hastings Inn and Jake's Liquor Store. From 10 am, it's a race against time, folks. Get there before the corn does a disappearing act!
Next, we visit the temple of cookie temptation, Totally Baked. Here, the cookies are so good, they've grown into cookie cakes. And let me tell you, folks, these are not just any cookie cakes; these are gourmet delicacies that have locals clamoring for more. Trust me, you'll want to build a daily cookie habit here!
Venturing into the countryside, The Happy Chicken Farm is a verdant paradise that would make even the Jolly Green Giant green with envy. With their organic veggies and fresh-cut flowers, they're like the Amazon Prime of the farm world. Catch them in Red Wing, and don't forget to sniff a tomato!
Ever seen a troupe of musicians, circus artists, and puppeteers travel on a handmade raft? Welcome to FLOTSAM! River Circus! They're starting their Mississippi River Tour right in our backyard at Levee Park. So grab a blanket and your sense of adventure, because this is a spectacle you won't want to miss!
Our journey takes an artistic turn at nearby Liz Carlson Arts and Illustration, where creativity knows no bounds. Liz is inviting everyone to dive into their artistic potential with her new classes. Remember, the brush might be mightier than the sword, especially if it's in Liz's hands!
Looking for some romance? Swing by the Emerald Greens Golf Course for the Couples Sunday Night Cocktail League. It's not just about the golf, folks, it's about the love, the laughter, and the possibility of scoring some cocktails after a hard-fought game!
How about a culinary pit stop? At El Original Mexican Restaurant, the steaks are juicy, the drinks are potent, and the welcome is warm. It's a fiesta every day here, so strap on your sombrero, amigos, and let's salsa!
Young writers, brace yourselves! Red Wing Public Library is hosting a Summer Writers Camp. They're turning kids into literary giants, one writing style at a time. So pick up your quills, young scribes, and let your imagination run wild!
If you're a fan of tabletop gaming, Silver King Games is your paradise. Get ready for a "commanding" time as they unbox the new Commander Masters set. Remember, in the world of gaming, the early bird gets the loot!
And finally, a big shoutout to the Hastings Area Swim Team! Their latest triumphs at the Mn 14&Under LC State Championships have us all bubbling with pride. Annette Sahli's wins in the Girls 8 & Under 50m Backstroke and other phenomenal performances make them the town's splashy heroes.
And that, folks, is a whirlwind tour of a week in the life of Hastings! From sweet corn to champion swimmers, this town's got it all. But don't just take my word for it, come experience the magic, the mayhem, and the mouth-watering Mexican food for yourself. Until next time, keep the spirit of Hastings alive, and remember, there's no place like home...especially if your home is Hastings!
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